I read the included instructions, then watch a youtube video on the topic. I successfully install the bridge without getting wet or breaking anything.
I use my chromatic tuner to tune the thing because why wouldn't I?
G, D, A, E
Check.
I fight with it quite a bit, but so far so good. Pluck string, right note sounds on the tuner.
I summon cjk junior to admire my handiwork.
Cjk junior informs me that i have tuned all the strings "too low". Apparently an octave too low.

I guess I'll have to give it another go tomorrow.