
I'm old, and I'm tired of people asking me questions after already stating what is.

Here they are, pictured:


I should probably ask $1000 (as they are so extraordinarily rare), but - I'm going to reduce the original suggested retail price by 96% to
$40 for both, plus $7 cheap domestic postage (tracking / no insurance).
If you live in Albanovida or Puertislavia, please pick up in-person.