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Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 12:34 am
by bloke
If this tour is coming to your area, you should buy tickets if not already sold out. It's the best one of these I've played so far. If you're hired to play it, you're really lucky because you'll end up being actually paid a few hundred bucks to experience it.
The seven cast members - including the conductor - are all tremendous talents. Further, I'm pretty sure all of them (other than the conductor) are Scottish, including the road crew, so it's reasonably authentic.
The local contractor is a superb trombone player and he was able to play this one. Since he called me fairly early on, I suggested another trombone player (to cover the other trombone book) who has been nice to me - as far as repair work is concerned, and they have a fine reputation as a player, but doesn't seem to get called very often. (I had yet to have even played one job with them, after all these years.) The three of us turned out to make up a very good section. The player to which I refer learned to trust me after about the first few staves of rehearsing the first piece, and - after that - it was smooth sailing (all those things such as timing, matched articulations, and all the implied phrasing that's not written into sheet music, etc.)

Here's something that's probably good hint:
If you want all of the first call players for a job that involves an orchestra, have the concert on something like a Tuesday night. They're all going to be available. :thumbsup: Most concerts end by 9:30, and most people are up well after 9:30 at night on weeknights. They're just as likely to come to a concert on a weeknight as a weekend night.

The last one of these Celtic Women concerts I did was at one of the Mississippi casino's theaters. This time, it was at a brand new hall within a performing arts center at a community college. The entire performing arts facility looks like something that would be attached to a major university. The auditorium holds about 1,200, and the show was sold out.

Nearly all the arrangements were written by the same arranger, and they were very creative in that they took (mostly) familiar Christmas songs (along with some genuinely Celtic Christmas/solstice songs and tunes) and stylized them very well. It's not as if commercial Celtic music is authentic, but - for what people expect and enjoy hearing - the arranger hit the mark.

Look most of the way through the second half, they shoehorned Sleigh Ride into the mix. (I don't know whether it was a costume change or what. (??) The conductor went out into the hall while we were running the Anderson standard to evaluate the sound, came back, and reported to us that it sounded like a recording. We all sort looked at each other like, "Well isn't it supposed to?"

When I first arrived and was wielding FatBastard through the stage door, one of the ladies was just outside the stage door. She was at least at tall as me, was sporting at least two feet of curly red hair, and asked, "Tuba or not tuba?" to which I raised my eyebrows (I was holding up the tuba vertically with one arm - 24 lbs. - and my folding keyboard bench seat with the other.) I would soon discover that she is the show's Celtic fiddler.

At the the end of the show, the cast members were all crowded over a table...removing body mics, etc. She spoke to me yet again: "Did you not get my joke: 'Tuba or not tuba?' I thought it was very funny ?!" to which I replied, "You're very young, very pretty, and you play like angel. Otherwise, there are people who are no longer young, perhaps were never very good-looking, but have a gift for comedy - and do it for a living. Perhaps, we should leave comedy to those professionals." ... as I headed off to where I had stored my hard case.

More and more often, I hear old man stuff coming out of my mouth. :smilie6:

...more old man stuff..??
I've grown weary of these hyperinflated $30 mediocre restaurant dinners between rehearsals and shows, and had Mrs. bloke fix me a turkey, cheese, and mayonnaise sandwich, pack a tart apple, some celery sticks, and a thermos of coffee. I sat in my car with the seat back reclined and the radio playing at a low volume between 5:30 and 7:00 (7:30 show). I napped from c. 6 til 7. I was quite happy.

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 6:26 am
by gocsick
bloke wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 12:34 am
More and more often, I hear old man stuff coming out of my mouth. :smilie6:
Maybe it is because I am surrounded by young people in their late teens and early 20s all day.. but even though I haven't quite turned over 50 yet (going to cling to every minute of the 40s).... I find lots of old man, get off my lawn, stuff coming out of my mouth.

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 8:23 am
by Three Valves
I’m still getting over the fact that attractive, talented young women may no longer be interested in me.

Naaaaa.

Impossible!

:coffee:

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:09 am
by DonO.
Speaking STRICTLY for myself, I would laugh at ANYTHING a beautiful young redheaded Scottish woman said to me if she said it was supposed to be a joke. Whether I found it personally funny or not would be totally irrelevant to me, given the same circumstances.

I mean, she’s young. She’s pretty. She’s a redhead. That’s the great Trifecta in my world! :hearteyes:

C’mon Joe! It’s not rocket science! :laugh:

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:31 am
by bloke
DonO. wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:09 am Speaking STRICTLY for myself, I would laugh at ANYTHING a beautiful young redheaded Scottish woman said to me if she said it was supposed to be a joke. Whether I found it personally funny or not would be totally irrelevant to me, given the same circumstances.

I mean, she’s young. She’s pretty. She’s a redhead. That’s the great Trifecta in my world! :hearteyes:

C’mon Joe! It’s not rocket science! :laugh:
...the point being that I'm catching glimpses of myself "being old", I'm happy with what I have, I no longer am interested in even casual flirting, and was 100% focused - both entering and exiting the stage - on "trying to not drop my $2X,XXX piece of equipment on the floor nor bang it against doorways" (a large, cumbersome, thin-walled thing, which was pulling pretty hard at my wrist) was about all that was concerning me.

"Oh...I see that you're fiddling around"...How would that (oh so hilarious :eyes: ) dad-joke have been received?

remaining Christmas concert tour dates/cities/venues: https://www.celticwoman.com/tour-dates/

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Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:37 am
by bloke
oh yeah:

C.W., Inc. supplied same stand light that I chose to purchase for myself.

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:44 am
by MiBrassFS
Reading the title, I thought this was going to about something COMPLETELY different…

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:47 am
by windshieldbug
MiBrassFS wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:44 am Reading the title, I thought this was going to about something COMPLETELY different…

A WBA basketball team!?

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:58 am
by Three Valves
A good old fashioned panty raid? :hearteyes:

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 12:03 pm
by bloke
Three Valves wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:58 am A good old fashioned panty raid? :hearteyes:
at least one person got the pun in the title...but had to explain it to the rest of you... :eyes:

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 1:53 pm
by shovelingtom
The family said it was fantastic.

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Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:53 pm
by MikeS
@bloke, you can look at the incident as you entered the building as a testament to your charisma. I know I have a few years on you, but I have been invisible to women like that for decades. This has been the case even when I am carrying a tuba.

I do agree that she plays quite well (and just for the record, she’s Irish).


Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:07 pm
by bloke
MikeS wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:53 pm @bloke, you can look at the incident as you entered the building as a testament to your charisma. I know I have a few years on you, but I have been invisible to women like that for decades. This has been the case even when I am carrying a tuba.

I do agree that she plays quite well (and just for the record, she’s Irish).

current photo (this week)...got a perm:

...The pickup/mic EQ on the violin offered a very mellow type of sound...
@Schlitzz ...you know: viola-like :teeth:

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Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:37 pm
by kingrob76
bloke wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:31 am "Oh...I see that you're fiddling around"...How would that (oh so hilarious :eyes: ) dad-joke have been received?
That response would have been perfectly appropriate. Longer version:

"That IS the question I get a lot. Oh...I see that you're fiddling around"

In either case the comment lands and you roll on about your business, no follow up necessary or required. Sure, you could always land some kind of Little Mermaid reference or similar, but that's too complicated and requires effort. Bear in mind that while she held NO interest for you, you could be laying the groundwork for someone else 2-3 tour stops down the road. Or, maybe you remind her of her grandfather. We'll never know.

Re: Celtic Women Xmas 2024: a debriefing

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 5:26 pm
by bloke
I'm feeling just a bit less grumpy, today.

I haven't even been out to the shop (yet, but will after dinner), but I did pull two (cold/beat-up/torn-up) St. Petes out of the car (picked up yesterday, as they weren't far from the Celtic Women venue), submitted quotes on their repairs, packed up and mailed a couple of blokepiece orders, unpacked the rest of my $h!t from the car, put stuff away, wrote up a deposit slip for a few paper checks, and - just now - took a short nap.

For the last week, I've been doing back-to-back ten-eleven-twelve-hour days (same sort of stuff - combining rehearsals/performances with instrument pick-ups/deliveries). Driving (and staying away from home for a whole bunch of hours) is tiring - at least now: vs. a few decades ago. As of today, the xmas-cheer driving is spaced out to every three days or so. The next one is a (out-of-town, after all: certainly no gigs in bloketon) four-one-hour-gigs toot-'n'-scoot. We DO have an hour built in for a lunch stop, so that's pretty good. FatBastard will be given a short vacation, and the F tuba is being pulled out (yeah: quintet stuff).

bloke "We can use the money, particularly now that it buys half what it formerly bought."