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bort2.0 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:06 pm ...say never.

You mean like this dude?

Doc wrote: ↑Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:47 am

Three Valves wrote: ↑Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:45 am ... said "I love you" to me.

Even the ones with just three valves?

You would think they would be more appreciative.

But that’s OK. I always get everything else I need out of them!!

... have to be in one key

.......play themselves

. . . ditched me for a bloody drummer

davidgilbreath wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:08 pm . . . ditched me for a bloody drummer

I'm trying to talk Mrs. bloke into a very brief visit to GA in a few weeks...probably north-hotlantic...' really enjoyed our brief visit, several years ago...

...complain when they get sold again ;-)

P@rick wrote: ↑Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:53 am ...complain when they get sold again ;-)

...or harass you on line after you have broken up.

- get mad when you come home late
- get jealous when you bring home another tuba
- get upset if you play someone else's tuba
- needs to be wined and dined
- says, "No," or " I have a headache"
- gets mad if you want to loan it out or share it with friends
- gets mad if you sell it
- is not ready to play
- becomes impatient
- complains
- throws fits to get its way
- continue to drain your resources (start up cost can be high, but it's a single event, and is quite low when spread out over the life of the instrument; maintenance costs are extremely low)
- fuss about where you want to take them
- have problems deciding where to eat
- are moody/bitchy, gripe or complain
- question how much you drink or eat
- judge you on how much money you make or how fat you are
- need to ask directions
- need to pee 20min after leaving home

davidgilbreath wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:08 pm . . . ditched me for a bloody drummer

Doc wrote: ↑Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:09 am - need to pee 20min after leaving home

That reminds me: time to change the water key corks so they don't leak in the case.

... get tired of playing Sonic Boom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVO38L9 ... Richardson