tripod-base "display only" tuba stands
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2024 9:15 am
Here I am again triggering people who sell these - as well as those who buy them...but this isn't a troll
(and - agreed? - I'll often admit openly when I'm trolling).
Displaying instruments is sort of a self-serving enterprise. Others really aren't interested in them.
Mostly (as mostly guys play tubas) our wives are those who have people over - and it's their friends - and their friends aren't interested in admiring our tubas...
...so the purpose of these tripod NON-playing stands is - pretty much - singular: so that we ourselves can admire them as we walk past them.
Quite obviously, the safest place to store a tuba is in a hard case, with a second choice being a thinly-padded bag...
...but both of those tend to discourage practicing, as it requires just enough time to remove our instruments from those things that (when the practicing bug is borderline) it's just discouraging enough to (well...) discourage.
The claim that "resting tubas on their bells causes creases" is false. I offer no wiggle room - regarding this claim - because no tubas that I've ever used or owned have ever ended up with creased bells simply from resting on their bells. This includes my ultra-thin-walled current 6/4-size tuba, whereby resting a small "Miraphone" mouthpiece/accessories bag against the bell (in the case) resulted in the cloth PIPING on the little bag putting little dent lines (yes, really) in the bell...YET - setting this instrument on its bell habitually never has resulted in a bell crease.
Tripod stands (regardless of how sturdy-built, how black their paint, or how steampunk their design) are precarious. They all involve balancing a 20 - 30 pound very delicate object up in the air via a support system that probably doesn't weigh as much as the object itself (and places the majority of the aggregate weight up in the air.
Instrument stands are not impossible to knock over and - typically - it's the owner of the instrument themselves (or their spouse, child, or pet) that knocks them over.
me...??
I tend to keep my tubas "out"...but (again) I rest them on their bells and rest the back sides of them against something. I don't bother to do this, but some might put a washcloth between the tuba and object (wall or what-have-you). Logic dictates that walls are far better resting places than chairs, and "way away from traffic paths" is far better than "in or near traffic paths".
I have a couple of non-tuba (large) instruments that I also like to keep out and ready to play. Those are pushed way back between a dresser and a almost-never-used small desk - in the corner of the room. The reason for this is because they - unlike upright bell tubas - actually REQUIRE stands, if not stored in their hard cases...and (again) they don't extend out into the room.
OK...The sit-down-on-the-floor "bell-up" style display stands for tubas:
I would be wary of those as well, and can easily conceive of just as much damage occurring via a mishap with one of those...
...so I could/should broaden the title of this post and REMOVE the words "tripod-base".
This post is from a repair-guy's perspective. It's only opinions/advice, and to either be heeded, ignored, viewed as ridiculous, or reacted to with some sort of "yeah, but my..." Quite obviously, each will do as they choose. I do tend to PERSONALLY (yeah: me/opinion) view the tripod stands as yet another "oh cool, something I can buy to go with my tuba" thing, rather than something that's actually useful, but (again) that's just me. We all justify our own decisions, and - the older I get, and the most introspective I become - the more I catch myself (ie. realizing/admitting to myself) making lame excuses for my own behavioral, purchasing, and other decisions.
facebook post that prompted this screed:
(and - agreed? - I'll often admit openly when I'm trolling).
Displaying instruments is sort of a self-serving enterprise. Others really aren't interested in them.
Mostly (as mostly guys play tubas) our wives are those who have people over - and it's their friends - and their friends aren't interested in admiring our tubas...
...so the purpose of these tripod NON-playing stands is - pretty much - singular: so that we ourselves can admire them as we walk past them.
Quite obviously, the safest place to store a tuba is in a hard case, with a second choice being a thinly-padded bag...
...but both of those tend to discourage practicing, as it requires just enough time to remove our instruments from those things that (when the practicing bug is borderline) it's just discouraging enough to (well...) discourage.
The claim that "resting tubas on their bells causes creases" is false. I offer no wiggle room - regarding this claim - because no tubas that I've ever used or owned have ever ended up with creased bells simply from resting on their bells. This includes my ultra-thin-walled current 6/4-size tuba, whereby resting a small "Miraphone" mouthpiece/accessories bag against the bell (in the case) resulted in the cloth PIPING on the little bag putting little dent lines (yes, really) in the bell...YET - setting this instrument on its bell habitually never has resulted in a bell crease.
Tripod stands (regardless of how sturdy-built, how black their paint, or how steampunk their design) are precarious. They all involve balancing a 20 - 30 pound very delicate object up in the air via a support system that probably doesn't weigh as much as the object itself (and places the majority of the aggregate weight up in the air.
Instrument stands are not impossible to knock over and - typically - it's the owner of the instrument themselves (or their spouse, child, or pet) that knocks them over.
me...??
I tend to keep my tubas "out"...but (again) I rest them on their bells and rest the back sides of them against something. I don't bother to do this, but some might put a washcloth between the tuba and object (wall or what-have-you). Logic dictates that walls are far better resting places than chairs, and "way away from traffic paths" is far better than "in or near traffic paths".
I have a couple of non-tuba (large) instruments that I also like to keep out and ready to play. Those are pushed way back between a dresser and a almost-never-used small desk - in the corner of the room. The reason for this is because they - unlike upright bell tubas - actually REQUIRE stands, if not stored in their hard cases...and (again) they don't extend out into the room.
OK...The sit-down-on-the-floor "bell-up" style display stands for tubas:
I would be wary of those as well, and can easily conceive of just as much damage occurring via a mishap with one of those...
...so I could/should broaden the title of this post and REMOVE the words "tripod-base".
This post is from a repair-guy's perspective. It's only opinions/advice, and to either be heeded, ignored, viewed as ridiculous, or reacted to with some sort of "yeah, but my..." Quite obviously, each will do as they choose. I do tend to PERSONALLY (yeah: me/opinion) view the tripod stands as yet another "oh cool, something I can buy to go with my tuba" thing, rather than something that's actually useful, but (again) that's just me. We all justify our own decisions, and - the older I get, and the most introspective I become - the more I catch myself (ie. realizing/admitting to myself) making lame excuses for my own behavioral, purchasing, and other decisions.
facebook post that prompted this screed: