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humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 10:38 am
by bloke
First of all, my workroom needs about a one-week-long cleaning and organization, and I'm not exaggerating. It's ridiculous.

Pretending that it was all straightened out and cleaned up...

Were I to put up one humorous decoration in there - or just outside of the door, I believe it would be a barber pole.

As far as something whimsical - or that makes a humorous statement about musical instrument repairs that you would put in your instrument repair workroom as a decoration, what would it be?

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 10:45 am
by arpthark
I took an ancient (okay, 1990s) sign from a dumpster that says:

ACADEMIC CENTER FOR EXCELLENCE
Computer Center

Now that I’m out of an 1880s barn and in a 1960s garage, it’s a little less ironic, but close enough.

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 11:36 am
by shovelingtom
On the sloped roof opposite the garage bay doors in the old ambulance bay.

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 11:46 am
by bloke
I just remembered that I have all of my college honorary award certificates, my teaching certificate, and my bachelor's diploma (w/summa cum laude sticker on it) all mounted above the solder bench covered with filth.
... If you see my Mom someday, please don't tell her. (She died a quarter century ago.)

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:29 pm
by Three Valves
So long as you are a good boy, brush your teeth and are kind to animals I’m sure she’s OK with the mess! :thumbsup:

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:33 pm
by bloke
Three Valves wrote: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:29 pm So long as you are a good boy, brush your teeth and are kind to animals I’m sure she’s OK with the mess! :thumbsup:
no...I'm referring to all of those b.s. honor societies that she spent dough on (against my wishes) to buy me those so-called awards/certificates.

Alas...I also tossed that high school class ring advertising crap in the trash, but she fished it out and bought one for me.
(1974: 14K gold - $39 - a ripoff)

Re: humorous decoration for your instrument repair workroom

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:36 pm
by Three Valves
Yeah, that too…. :coffee: